You are Rex Hightower. You fucked a dragon once. Saved the kingdom. But now your dick shoots fire and that's not really working for you. In this interactive fiction that had players laughing their asses off, Rex stumbles through the woods to find his way back to a normal life. Please consider donating, I need money to replace all these people's asses.

This is a sequel to The Bender of Destiny.

Because this is a Twine game, you can play it in any web browser that supports Java. You can also navigate using the back button if you don't want to backtrack too far!